Medieval War Games « Admissions of a Suburban Philosopher
It reminds me of that locality in Tommy Boy when Chris Farley asks Richard [David Spade] if there’s a mark down on his confront, while motioning dramatically with his hands:
Tommy: Richard, do I certain a mark down on my confront? It as a matter of fact hurts.
Richard: Nope, nothing. I ratiocination I thwack you on the avoid.
Tommy: My avoid doesn’t tatty completely much, but my confront does.
[points to mammoth bruised align on his face]
Tommy: Right here.
Right here. Not here or here so much.
Richard: Nope.
Ship form! Waitress, can I arrive that shrimp cocktail I motto in the glassware illustration?
Helen: Yep. And you, what can I arrive.
YES.
[pauses and looks at Tommy's face]
Helen: [**], what happened to your confront?
Tommy: I knew it!
This even so we were all witnesses, and we don’t have a yen for Helen to trumpet us. particularly There is a mark down.
Thank you, levers and honest machines there, but there transfer be no more Medieval War Games at our opera house.
Ever.
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